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Nerie-"Relyt!"

Nerie keeps shouting my name. I asleep in class, again.

Me-"Eh? Oh, must have fallen asleep again. Damn, I knew I should have taken the advance classes."

Nerie-"Come on! Hurry, we need to get there now!!"

Me-"Where?"

Nerie-"There is this place called Lon Lon Ranch. They say that monsters keep taking chickens and braking stuff."

Me-"Okay, lets go. Where are Argorok and Darvus?"

Nerie-"They left already."

Me-"K, lets go."

Nerie and I call for Veil and we goto Lon Lon Ranch.

???-"HELP!!!!!!!"

I stand up on Veil's back as a girl is about to get attacked by a Lizalfos. I jump off and Helm Splitter the Lizalfos.

Me-"You alright?"

???-"Y-y-yes. Who are you?"

Me-"Relyt Of Wisdom."

???-"You? Relyt? My name is Malon."

Me-"Nice to meet you."

Argorok-"Ok, we're here. Relyt? How'd you beat us?"

Me-"Veil is alot faster than Epona or Greviuos."

Malon-"Excuse me, I and my father wanted you to help us."

Me-"Okay."

We go in and talk to her father, Talon. He explains to us how the Lizalfos keep coming an taking chickens. We stay there over the night, when they really come out.

Talon-"You three will stay in here."

He points to Barn.

Malon-"Dad, might I stay and sleep inside The Barn with them?"

Talon-"What? And risk your virginity?"

Me, Argorok, Darvus and Malon-"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!"

Talon-"You can stay for awhile, but when dark comes, you out, and it should be coming, in 3 minutes."

The four of us enter into The Barn.

Argorok-"What was with your father?"

Malon-"I don't know. So could you tell me about Ganondorf's demise?"

Me-"Well, sure."

We explain to her what happened.

Me-"Right in the head. Then-"

Lizalfos'-"HERAGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me-'They're here.'

I look out the window. There area at least 30 of them.

Malon-"I have to go."

Me-"No, they will kill you, there is to many."

I then explain a plan to them.

Me-"Lets go."


Malon hides down with me while Argorok and Darvus go out to fight. Things are going good, but Talon comes out.

Talon-"Where the f**K is my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!"

A Lizalfos throws a spear and slams into his chest.

Malon-"NO!!!!!!!"

We run over to him.

Malon-"Father!?!"

Talon-"I want you to stay with Relyt. He can protect you better than I ever could. Just promise me you wont "experiment" with him or his friends."

Malon-"I promise. Not until I am 18."

Talon-"What? 18? UGH!!!!!!!"

Talon passes away.

Malon-"NO!!! You bastards will DIE!!!"

Malon charges a up a purple and red ball of death and launches it at them. It rains down purple lightning and kills all the Lizalfos.

Lizalfos-"EEEEEEEEEKK!!!!LEERD MAHORA!!!!!!!!"

The next day, Malon picks up her valuables and clothes and comes to my house. She takes the room next to mine.

Me-"Well, Ilia is gonna be pissed."

Malon-"Oh I almost for got."

Malon turns and gives me a long kiss on the lips.

Malon-"Thankyou. Relyt. See you inside."

She goes inside.

Argorok-"What the hell was that??"

Me-"I don't know."

Darvus-"Well as long as you didn't like it.'

Me-"........"

Darvus-"Relyt?"

Me-"........."

Argorok-"Oh dear god, please tell me you didn't like it!"

Me-"I-i-i...."

Darvus-"You liked it."

ME-"I don't know."

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