This is a transcript for The Biggest Trip from Season 1.
Story 1 Edit
[Morshu's mail truck stops by the castle]
Morshu: Mmmmmm, Richer!
Steve: Here's the mail it... [King looks surprised] ...never fails! It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... [Transforms into Ivo Robotnik]
[Robotnik disappears, mailbox from Blue's Clues appears, shows two black rectangles, each horizontal line side of the screen playing dramatic music, showing eyes of the king, the mailbox, and even a character similar to Iron Man]
Mailbox: Oaoaoaoaoaoaoa!!! [King uses I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZAR! laser at mailbox, letter floats down king reads letter]
King: It's from Luigi! [Letter reads, "Dear king, Mario is attacked by Billy Mays and Dr. Rabbit, and OVER 9000!!! bagels! My brother Mario will die!!! And you gotta help us! P.S.: Bring lotsa spaghetti!", king then runs to the right]
Gwonam: Your majesty... [King runs by and takes Gwonam's suit, and now Gwonam is naked!] Aaaah!!!
[King gets in his car and backs up from the driveway to the road, reads the map]
Trip Story Clips (Playing I'm Getting Sentimental Over You by Herb Alpert Edit
1: Gets gas
2: Drives by some trees
3: Gets caught by the police
4: Drives by more trees
5: Waits for a train
6: Finds Barney's toes
7: Gets more gas
8: Drives over a pyramid
9: Car balances on statue
10: Runs over ShamWow guy
11: Rides kiddie car (25 cents)
12: Tinky-Winky fires lasers in a spaceship at the car
13: Gets more gas
14: Drives on upside-down side
15: Drives on tracks, gets away from Thomas the tank engine
16: Gets more gas
17: Floats in outer space
18: Drives on a race track ahead of racers 14 and 19
19: Link appears in passenger seat, king puts Link in the happy hound hotel
Link: Oh great!
Story 2 Edit
[Looks at the billboard that says that the hospital is up ahead]
King: You saved me! [Stops in heavy traffic, tires screech] God! [Time card says "Later", king stops at the hospital and got out, then he forgot something] Wah!
King's Mind: Bring lotsa spaghetti! [King screams, then explodes]