This is a transcript for King Harkinian and his Wii from Season 1.
King: It sure is boring here. Let's play Wii.
Gwonam: Your majesty, there is no Wii here.
King: [Warns Gwonam] Where is my Wii?
Gwonam: It is written from the Mushroom Kingdom.
King: Let's find the Wii.
Link: Great: [Link and Gwonam are off]
Gwonam: Squadala! We are off!
Link: Wow! What are all those spaghettis?
Gwonam: These are spaghettis of evil. You must conquer each.
Link: I guess I better get going.
[Time card says "Later Still"]
[Link gets the Wii in a cave and comes back]
Gwonam: Well done Link! Mario has no Wii!
[Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi walk to the Mushroom Kingdom, the king laughs]
Mario: Let's play Wii, Luigi!
Luigi: I hope you die on Mario Kart.
Mario: Luigi, look! [Takes a look at a note] It's from the king. [Reads note] Dear pesky plumbers, Link and I have taken the Wii. I dare you to find it if you can! We gotta find the Wii.
Luigi: No, not my Wii!
[Time card says "Meanwhile, at the King's Castle..."]
King: Let's play Wii Sports!
[Screen shows up with a game of Tennis, the king scored points, then laughed]
King: Allow me. [Puts in a game of Mario Kart Wii]
Sound from TV: Welcome to Mario Kart! [Selects Luigi] Okey dokey! [Selects kart] Let's a go! [Starts race, starts boosting up at 2] Whoa hoa! [Mario makes sounds] Whee! [Mario makes another sound before Luigi crashes in an item box] Yahoo! [Car horn makes a sound, Mario crashes into one of Luigi's three spinning shells, the king laughs, then does a boost jump, crashes into a crate and falls off]
[Crashes into another crate]
[Goes to the finish in 10th place]
Luigi from TV: Aw, mama mia! Oh hoh, oohhhhhh!
King: No! No! No! [Starts laser eyes in frustration]
King: Nnnrrrrraaaaaaa, Phewyaaa!!!
[Laser shoots Wii into explosion, the Wii is broken, Mario and Luigi see the explosion]
[Walks to the castle with Luigi]
Mario: This is it Luigi! [Door disappears, then reappears] Hurry! [Walks in] Hey you! Where is my Wii? [King shows them the Wii]
Luigi: No! Not my Wii!
Mario: Uh oh!
Luigi: You dare you must die!!!
King: But it's my birthday!
Luigi: [Starts laser eyes] Nnnrrrrraaaaaaa, Phewyaaa!!!
King: [Starts laser eyes] Nnnrrrrraaaaaaa, Phewyaaa!!!
[Both lasers explode, and the castle crumbles]